Post by Invader Zim on Sept 24, 2009 20:49:12 GMT -5
These are the all important, almighty rules of the Universe! If you came here then you should also get the password for the character creation board at the end. Here we go. Oh, and before I forget I don't claim to own any of Jhonen Vasquez's creations mentioned on this site, and give full credit for creating them to him.
1. No god-modding. I understand this is a cartoon roleplay. Crazy shit can and will happen. But no blowing up entire planets by yourself. A city block'll do ya. First letter is J
2. To get this out of the way, I don't want to see any Mary Sues/Gary Stus. There's an easy evaluation form here to see if your character fits the Mary Sue perimters: www.springhole.net/quizzes/marysue.htm Keep in mind however, that the final decision to approve/disprove a character ends with me, ZIM!
3. This is an Invader Zim roleplay, but I will deny any applications I feel don't fit the world, such as giving Irken hair or making their skin purple. Second letter is H.
4. No flaming! I don't care if someone's playing Gir "wrong", people are allowed to interpret the characters how they wish. So if you're giving a character crap about something that's not valid (ie, complaining about an irken character's arrogance) then I'll hit you with the warning stickers of doom.
5. NO ONE LINERS. I can't stress this enough. If you can't make a 200 word minimum then please wait until your muse has woken up and gotten coffee. Third letter is T
6. Respect your fellow players and staff. We won't disrespect you unless you come after us.
7. This site operates on a three strike system. Unless you do something that seriously, SERIOUSLY pisses me, Zim, off. I will warn you for flaming and offensive language (meaning words like nigger and spic, not swearing...and I'm sorry for saying those words just now) but I will ban you for Mary Sues and will grit my teeth at one liners.
8. Romance is allowed, and probably will occur, but for the little teenagers coming to the site, please put a warning up in your thread title so they know. This site is rated R, but I have to cover my Irken ass anyway. Fourth letter is M
9. This is a LITERATE SITE. If you can't take the time to put your puny human index finger on the Spell Check button, then take the time and edit yourself. If I see any chatspeak I will come down on you. Fifth character is 7.
10. If you want to affiliate, then post it on the advertising board, but you must have our advertisement up FIRST or I will remove you. Same goes if we want to affiliate with you. We'll have your banner up first before we ask. Six character is another 7
11. Play fair. I understand races such as Irken and Vortian do have some advantages over Humans and Blorchians, but don't overdo it. It's more fun to set up challenges for yourself.
12. No playing out episodes. You know what I mean. Don't take your favorite Invader Zim episode and turn it into a roleplay. Last character is yet another 7.
1. No god-modding. I understand this is a cartoon roleplay. Crazy shit can and will happen. But no blowing up entire planets by yourself. A city block'll do ya. First letter is J
2. To get this out of the way, I don't want to see any Mary Sues/Gary Stus. There's an easy evaluation form here to see if your character fits the Mary Sue perimters: www.springhole.net/quizzes/marysue.htm Keep in mind however, that the final decision to approve/disprove a character ends with me, ZIM!
3. This is an Invader Zim roleplay, but I will deny any applications I feel don't fit the world, such as giving Irken hair or making their skin purple. Second letter is H.
4. No flaming! I don't care if someone's playing Gir "wrong", people are allowed to interpret the characters how they wish. So if you're giving a character crap about something that's not valid (ie, complaining about an irken character's arrogance) then I'll hit you with the warning stickers of doom.
5. NO ONE LINERS. I can't stress this enough. If you can't make a 200 word minimum then please wait until your muse has woken up and gotten coffee. Third letter is T
6. Respect your fellow players and staff. We won't disrespect you unless you come after us.
7. This site operates on a three strike system. Unless you do something that seriously, SERIOUSLY pisses me, Zim, off. I will warn you for flaming and offensive language (meaning words like nigger and spic, not swearing...and I'm sorry for saying those words just now) but I will ban you for Mary Sues and will grit my teeth at one liners.
8. Romance is allowed, and probably will occur, but for the little teenagers coming to the site, please put a warning up in your thread title so they know. This site is rated R, but I have to cover my Irken ass anyway. Fourth letter is M
9. This is a LITERATE SITE. If you can't take the time to put your puny human index finger on the Spell Check button, then take the time and edit yourself. If I see any chatspeak I will come down on you. Fifth character is 7.
10. If you want to affiliate, then post it on the advertising board, but you must have our advertisement up FIRST or I will remove you. Same goes if we want to affiliate with you. We'll have your banner up first before we ask. Six character is another 7
11. Play fair. I understand races such as Irken and Vortian do have some advantages over Humans and Blorchians, but don't overdo it. It's more fun to set up challenges for yourself.
12. No playing out episodes. You know what I mean. Don't take your favorite Invader Zim episode and turn it into a roleplay. Last character is yet another 7.